(1) "Train kandupidikkalanna enna aagi irukkum?"
"Thandavaalam (rail) waste aagi irukkum!"
(2) "White paper vilai earitta eppadi samaalikkarathu?"
"Ore oru white paper vaangi xerox eduthudunga!"
(3) "Marriage-kku munnadi sex irukka koodaathu, ean?"
"Appadi irunda, anda dictionary-ya yaarum vaanga maattaanga!"
(4) "Cricekt aadumbothu rendu stump vachaa pothum, ean?"
"Moonaavathu stump-a kaalai vachikkalaam. Eanna athu leg-stump!"
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a. Deepavalikkum Pongalukkum enna difference ? (No, neenga nenaikkuk difference
illai.)
i. Deepa veettula Deepavali kondaduvaanga.
Pon veettula Pongal Kondaduvaangala ?
ii. Pongal annikkuk pongal sappidalaam.
Deepavali annikku Deepavali sappida mudiyuma ?
b. Pillaiyaarukku Computer-na romba pidikkum. Yen ?
Mouse irukke.
c. Bus-ai pinnala thallina enna aagum ?
Pin valaingu pogum.
d. Raamanukku pidikkadha paathiram(utensil) edhu ?
Vali
e. Snakes like yogi's the most. Yen ?
Avanga moonjila "thavakkalai" irukkum
f. Thomas Alwa Edison yen bulb kandupidithar ?
Avarukku mun veru yaarum kandu pidikkadadaal.
g. Music directors-kkum S/w professionals-kkum ulla otrumai enna ?
Iruvarum Keyboard use pannuvaargal.
h. Selvanukkum Selvikkum marriage. Invitation eppadi adippaargal ?
"Selvan Selvanukkum Selvi Seivikkum" endru adippargal.
i. Yaanaikku madham pidithaal enna seyyum ?
Piditha madathil serndhuvidum.
j. America arugil ulladha, Moon arugil ulladha ?
Moondhaan. Yenna, Moonai paarka mudiyume.
k. Gandhi statue mel crow yen utkaaraadhu ?
Kaitadi iruppadaal.
l. Telephone dept.-kkum computer-kkum ulla otrumai enna ?
Directory irukkum.
m. MicroSoft innum periya company-yaaga valarndhal enna aagum ?
MiniSoft-aaga maarividum.
n. God knows software, how ?
Yeppadinna adhu solvadhudan Oracle aache !
o. Flight, ivvalavu perisa irukke, eppadi paint adippargal ?
Uyarathil parakkumbodhu sinnadhaga irukkum. Appodhu adithuviduvaargal.
p. Lord Muruga yen eppodhul kaiyil vel pidithukondu irukkirar ?
Vittuvittal vizhundhuvidum.
Indha kadi podhuma innum konjam venuma ? Appurama innum konjam kadikkiren.
...........Rajan...........
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"Puthu seruppu ean kadikkuthu?"
"Puthu seruppu, ithukku munnaadi yaarum adha kaalla pottu midhichi irukka
maattaanga. Athan kobam vandu kadikkuthu!"
"Oru tailar-ai thittinaa avan enna seivaan?"
"Sattai (shirt) panna maattaan!"
"English alphabets etthanai?"
"25... athaan 'E' parandu poiduche!"
"Yaanai (elephant) oru pallatthula vizhududich. Appo mazhai vera peiyuthu.
Yaanai eppadi veliye varum?"
"Nananji varum!"
"Oru naaikku (dog, my favourite!) saappaadu pottaanga. Udane athu maayamaa
maranjidichi... ean?"
"Saappaattula kal (stone) irundathu!"
"TaMiLsToNe - RAJ kadi joke oru naal sollalenna enna artham?"
"TaMiLsToNe - RAJ-kku annikku pal vali nnu artham!" (hee...hee...ooh...ooh...!!)
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Ayyamaargale, Ammamaargale, Ennai TaMiLsToNe -RAJ endru alaiparugal
Naan innum solli mudikkaleengale. Idhukkaga special-a paaya piraandi yosichu,
evvalavu kondu vandhirukken. Neengallam enjoy panna venaama ?
II instalment jokes
> Kadalitha naai eppadi kuraikkum ?
"Luv Luv" endru
> Post man vizhundal eppadi vizhuvaar ?
"Thabaal" endru
> Super man-kkum namakkum enna vidyaasam ?
Super man wear brief outside dress. We wear brief inside the dress.
> Kokku en eppodhum otrai kaalil nirkiradhu ?
Andha kaalaiyum eduthuvittal vizhundhuvidum.
> "Rajadhi Raja" padathai English-l eduthaal enna peyar vaipaargal ?
"Raja the Raja"
> Kamal comedy actor aanaal avar peyar enna ?
Kamal "HaHa" San.
> Maludha veerar kadidham ezhudinaal eppadi ezhduvaar ?
Balam, Balamariya aaval.
> Peram pesi virkkum Kadaiyil yen naai valarkka vendum ?
Vilaiyai Kuraithu kodukka.
> Luckiest actor yaar ?
"Bagya" Raj
> Ramarukku pidikkadha vilaiyaatu edhu ?
"Volley" Ball
> Which is the place that have night schools ?
Trich "Rappalli"
> Bombay Dyeing why ?
Gwalier Shooting (Suiting)
> Kadalan kadaliya paartha udane yen poi pesukiraan ?
Avan "Mei" marandhuvittan.
> Weak-aana politician yaar ?
"Soni"a Gandhi
> Dina Thandhi paper-a Fan-kku adiyila ninnukittuthaan padikkanum. Yen ?
Soodaan seithigal iruppadhal.
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III instalment jokes (Adhu enna instalment-la kadi jokes ?)
> P.C.Sriram-kkum Nalla paambukkum ulla otrumai enna ?
Iruvarum Padam eduppargal.
> Usilai Mani ilaithuvittal enna avaar ?
Usilai mini aavaar.
> Gandhikku piditha nadikar yaar ?
Sathya Raj
> Kaunda Mani-kku piditha vilaiyattu edhu ?
Foot Ball.
> Lovers-kku piditha naadu edhu ?
Pa"kis"than
> Koottam-ulla naadu edhu ?
"Rush"ya
> America-vukku opposite enna ?
Ameri-pazham (Mr.Pazham whistle adichachaa ?)
> Americavil milk adhikam kidaikkum oor edhu ?
"Bal"ti"More"
> Naam migavum mariyaadhaiyodu azhaikkum naadu edhu ?
Sri Lanka
> Migavum Panakkara naadu edhu ?
"Bungalow"desh
> Karunanidhi-kku piditha kizhamai edhu ?
Sunday
> Lord muruganukku piditha nadigar yaar ?
Vadi"Velu"
> Lord muruganukku piditha nadigai yaar ?
Devayaani
> Ramarukku piditha padagi yaar ?
Janaki
> Bothai tharum nadigai yaar ?
"Rum"ba
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Kovappadaatheenga. Ithoda mudiniji pochu. (Ellorum perumoochu udaradhu kekkudhu)
> Ramarukku piditha cricketer yaar ?
"Anil" Kumble
> Kavignarkalil migavum panakkara kavignar yaar ?
"Vaira" Muthu
> Arasan Asokan salai orangalil marangalai nattar. Yen ?
Naduvil nattaal trafic-kku idainjal irukkum, adhanaal.
> Who is the youngest Tamil director ?
"Bala" Chandar.
> Bagya Raj "Thooral ninnu pochu" padathukku appuram enna padam eduthiruppar.
Kudaiya madakkunga.
> Wife-ai thottal shock adijjum. Yen ?
Samsaaram adhu Minsaaram.
> English alphabet-la i-kkum f-kkum juram vandha kavalaipadadhu, yen ?
Pakkathulaya GH irukke.
> Alphabet B-kku eppavum verkkave verkkadhu, yen ?
AC-kku naduviladhane irukku.
> Sardharji adjigam ulla naadu edhu ?
"Sing"apore
> California-kku adutha oor edhu ?
Cali-five-nia
> Computer aanaa penna ?
Pen. Yenna Motherboard irukke.
> Romba suthamaana nadigar yaar ?
"Vennira Aadai" Moorthy.
> Nehru-kku piditha nadigai yaar ?
Roja
> Paattikku oru kaal odinja enna aagum ?
Patti.
> Hindu paper mattum yen romba weight-a irukku ?
Adhu mel yaanai iruppadhaal.
> Annalum nokinaan. Avalum nokkinaal. Appuram ?
Thotrikondadhu Madras-Eye.
> Oru thandhi vandhaal mattum yaarum kavalai pada mattanga. Adhu edhu ?
DinaThandhi.
> Avvalavu uyara LIC building-ai eppadi katti iruppanga ?
Vazhakkambola cement, manal, sengal ellam serthuthan.
> Adikkadi kaayam adaium cricketer yaar ?
"Rana" Thunga
Podhumpa. Mandai kaanchu pochu. (Thanni oothikko-nnu solladheenga.)
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Yedho konjam kadi (konjam sutta sarakkum irukkum. Kanduakadheenga !!!) ...
Tendulkar-oda thambi per enna ?
'Nine'dulkar
How do flies communicate?
eee-mail
Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar?
Tiruppra Sundari
Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam?
Sumar, aaru maasam.
Yen, desert-la irukkara post-office-la ellarum letter ezhudhittu, stamp
vangittu, veliya poranga?
Enna, veliya dhan otta-gum irukku.
Yen, cinema theatre-la A-row la irukkara-vangalukku cinema ozhungave theriyalai?
Enna, A-row-kku munnala B-row (Bero) irukku.
Russia-la yen kosu-ve illai?
Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar
eli(adhaanga Rat) adhukku yaen vaal yirukku?
seththa pudichchu thookki poada.
Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan maelmoochu vangaraan.
Thangachchi?
Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa
What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai?
Wire-eriyarthu
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Hayyaaa... half century pottuttane...
Ok, fruit special... by RAJ...hee....heee..
1. Strawberry juice sappida straw venumaa veanaamaa?
2. Mango kku opposite enna?
Woman-come (Man-Go X Woman-Come)!
3. Saathukkudi pazhathai sappida mudiyaathu, why?
Adhuthaan Saathu'kudi' aache!
4. Kaattukkoochal podura pazham edhu?
G'rap'e!
5. Pengalukku pidicha pazham edhu?
'Maathu'lam pazham!
6. Romba neelamaana pazham edhu?
Naavalpazham ('Novel' pazham)!
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Jesus Christ and Vengadachalapathy wrote an exam together. Jesus passed that
exam and Vengadachalapathy failed.
Why ?
Jesus never Fails.
Appa Vengadachalapathy ?
Govinda Goooovinda...
Patient : Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
Doctor : A shoe box.
Doctor : Do you know that there are more than 1000 bones in a human body?
Patient : Shhh, Doctor! My dog's out in the waiting room.
Doctor(after examination) : I cant find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, i
think it's due to drinking.
Patient : In that case, i'll come back when you are sober.
Nurse : Doctor, dont cut so deep. That's the third operating table you've ruined
this week.
Man(frantically) : Doctor, my wife's pregnant and her contractions have started.
Doctor : Is this her first baby?
Man : No, this is her husband.
Patient : Doctor, I have split personality
Psychiatrist : Nurse, bring in another chair.
Patient : Doctor, people ignore me.
Doctor : Next!
Patient : Doctor, will it hurt?
Dentist : Only when you get my bill.
Man : The doctor said that i'll be on my feet in two weeks.
Friend : Are you?
Man : Yes, i had to see my car to pay his bill.
Doctor(over phone) : I have a bad news and a worse news.
Patient : Give me the bad news first.
Doctor : The lab called to give your test results and they said you have only 24
HOURS to live.
Patient : 24 HOURS! That's terrible! And what's the worse news?
Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
Patient : Doctor, if i take these pills, will i get better?
Doctor : Well, no one has ever come back for more.
Nurse(panicked) : Doctor, that man you just gave a clean bill of health..he was
walking out of your office, and he dropped dead. What should i do?
Doctor : Turn him around so that he looks like he was walking in.
"Kalyana veetula en vaazhai maram katturaanga"
"mm..kattalaina athu vizhunthudume....."
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Dinesh: Dei, naan eluthina kadhaiya padichiya?
Ganesh: padichenda, aanal koncham kooda digest panna mudiyala-da!
Dinesh: unnai naan padikka thaney sonnen, unnai yaar saapida sonna??????
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Invigilator : En-da exam hall-la thoongara?
Student: Neenga thaney ethavathu question-ku answer theriyalainna thiru, thiru
nu mulichindu erukatheynnu sonneenga????????????????
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Vijay: Un kooda piranthavanga evvalavu peru?
Ajay: 306 per
Vijay: eppadi????????
Ajay: Naan piranthathu hospital-lachey!
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Amal: Intha letter mottai kaditham-nu eppadi sollara?
Vimal: paaru cover-oda corner-la sandhanam thadavi erukkey
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Patient: Doctor! En paiyan pen-i vilungi vittan
Dr: Achicho.. nib kuthi erukkumey!
Patient: en paiyan intelligent. Pen-I moodiyoda than vilunginan!
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Person 1: namma thalaivar kootathula pesittu erukkum podhu ethirey eruntha maram
keela vilunthatha-mey?
Person 2: Aamam.. avar than pesiyey aruthittarey
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Patient 1: antha doctor operation pannarathula romba top
Patient 2: eppadi sollara?
Patient 1: seekiramey mela anupichuduvar.
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Guy 1: unga wife name-la cell erukka?
Guy 2: Aamam, ava peru Cellamma (Chellamma)
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Oruvan: (ethir varubavaridam) Enga, intha roadu Maduraikkuthane poguthu?
Matravan: Illeenga, Maduraile irunthu varuthu!!!!
Guest: Thambi, appa ullae irukkara???
Son : ama sir, innum viduthalai agi varale...
ramu: muthal maadiyilirunthu vizhubavanukkum, 10 vathu maadiyilirunthu
vizhubavanukkum enne vithyasam?
somu: ???, neeye sollu...
ramu: ivan vizhunthittu 'amma'nu solluvan, avan 'amma'nu
sollittu vizhuvan...
ramu: calcutta pudalangai eppadi irukkum?
somu: olliya, neelama irukkum
ramu: illai, surundu irukkum (the stone is not tied)
teacher: Asokan etharku saalaiyorankalil maram nattinaar?
boy: salaimathiyil nattinal traffic-u idanjala irukkum athan
conductor: Adhu yaruya foodboard-la thongikittu varrathu?..
passenger: Naanthanga, kuppusamy...
conductor: Thambi, ticket vaankitteya?
boy: pinnadi kannadi pottirukkira periyavaridam irukku..
conductor: adhu yaruya 'pinnadi' kannadi pottirukkirathu?.
patient: doctor, enakku eppo idathu kaN operation?
doctor: valathukaN operationukku piragu...
patient: enakku valathukaN nallathane irukku
doctor: ennoda valuthukaNe sonnempa....
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LOVE LETTER
tamil love letter
"Dear VALLI"
You must be suprised to receive this PUTHU KAVITHAI. I am your secret KATHALAN
and my name is ARUNACHALUM.
Though I am PADIKHATHAVAN.
I am also your KAVALAN and you are my IDHAYA THAMARAI.Wouldn't you like to be my
parents MARUMAGAL and make me the
BAASHA of your life.
I'm AYIRATHIL ORUVAN and I'll take you from MADRAS TO PAANDICHEERI.
You look like PUTHU VASANTHAM most of the time but resemble BATRAKALI from some
angles.
ULLATHAI ALLI THA, I am THIRUDA THIRUDA so don't say IDHAYATHAI THIRYDATHE to
me.
Lets paint this KATHAL OVIYAM together. I'll give you my IDHAYAM as KATHAL
PARISU.
Your father is PANAKARAN and I'm MAADI VEETHU ELZHAI and he doesn't treat me as
MANITHAN.
I have all the PURUSHA LAKSHANAM. As a GENTLEMAN who has a IDHAYAM, ask him to
be careful becoz I can be a MARUTHU KAALAI when provoked.
I'll tie the MOONDRU MUDHICHI around you and then you can tie me in your
MUNDHANAI MUDHICHI.
We'll get married on SUBHA MUHURTHAM and enjoy the SHANTHI MUHURTHAM and create
a MAZHALAI PATTHALAM or a KANMANI POONGA.
For the NOORAVATHU NAAL ceremony I'll buy you a METTI. I'll promise that I would
not be KAAVALAN AVAN KOVALAN that has a CHINNA VEEDU.
We can tell our grand children the AARIL ERUNTHU ARUVATHU VARAI story of our
VALKAI.
UNN ROJA
ARUNACHALUM
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THE REPLY
Specially dedicated to ARUNACHAALUM,
I am VALLI and I had received your KAADHAL KAVITHAI three months before sorry
for delay. Well, although you wanna' be my secret KHADALAN but I can't be yours.
You know my father is a PANAKKARAN. Not only that, he is a V.I.P too.
I am his only PAASAMALAR and he is my only ANBULLA APPA. Please don't think this
is KAADHAL DESAM to build your KAADHAL KOTTAI.
For me KAADHALIKKA NERAMILLAI.
I know you would say KAALAMELLAM KAATTIRUPEN to me, but LOVE TODAY can't be
believed. At starting point YELLAAME YEN KAADHALI then NEE PAATHI NAAN PAATHI
and finally NEE YAARO NAAN YAARO.
So,just forget all your MINSARA KANAVU. But there is a good news for you.
As your wish, I realy going to be your parents MARUMAGAL. Yes, I love your
brother MUTHU.
He had promised me and said UNNAYEH KALLYAANAM PANNIKIREN to me and within there
years I'am going to be your TAMBY PONDAATHI.
MUTHU is your CHINNA TAMBY right?
He is the a great GENTLEMAN and a true INDIAN that I had never seen before.
There is no MUTRU PULLI for our love and VAANAME YELLAI. Therefore, I can't be
your KANAVU KANNI and because of me you don't be DEVADASS.
Finally, make your life as ULLASAM as you can and just for you KAALAMELLAM
KAADHAL VAAZHGA. And remember you will always have my MUDTHAL MARIYATEAH.
YENDRUM ANBUDAN,
"VALLI"
Raman,Latchumanan, Seethai gone in a same bus.
Raman & Lachumanan alone stepped down at Ayodhyakuppam stop.
Seethai jumped out of window,why?
Seethai padi thanda pathiniyachche, so she didn't cross the steps in the bus.
Lord Shiva couldn't operate the computer, why?
Because Lord Ganesha ran away with the mouse
why do we have to go to school?
b'cos school namakiteh varathe
O(r)dinary Kozhikku ethanai kal?
If your answer is 2 then its wrong. Correct answer is 10 kalgal.
(Aadu)4 kalgal + (Nari)4 kalgal + (Kozhi)2 kalgal.
apple_le narukki potta enna aagum?
-nari saaptudum
anti-biotik_kku opposite enna?
-uncle-biotik
oru army man oorukku leave_le vandhadhum nera kadaikku poran, en?
-thuppaakikku rava vaangathaan
Emails of Tamil Actors and Actresses
Post cardle stamp odallainna yenna aakum?..
keela vilunthudum.
eli(adhaanga Rat) ..adhukku yen vaal(tail) irukku??
sethtu pona thookki pode...
If you find a watch on the way, you should not step on it, why?
Enna, athula 'Mul' irukke.
"SAVITRI"oda rendu akka peru enna?
SAVI one
SAVI two
Mukkule enn eppavum 'SALI' pidikithu?
enna mela 'EYES' ikkuke..
Ellarume easy-ya pada kudiya ragam edhu?
mouna ragam.
THE WARS POETRY IN MOTION
SADAM 2 MAHATHIR : Naan pesa ninaipathellam nee pesa vendum ..
MAHATHIR 2 SADAM n BUSH : onnaa irukka kathukanum intha unmaiya sonna
othukannum...
BUSH 2 SADAM n MAHATHIR : Vetri nitchaiyum athu vedha sathiyam .....adey nanbaa
unnmai solluven .. saaval vendamm vetri peruven...
MAHATHIR 2 BUSH : Atho antha paaravai pola vaazha vendum ...
BUSH 2 MAHATHIR : Pothuvaaga en manasu thaanggam oru potti innu
vanthu vitta siggam.. .
MAHATHIR 2 BUSH : Yela machi machi , thaala suthi suthi ... un
buthi kettu poyachu..
BUSH 2 MAHATHIR n SADAM : Yen nadai kandu ahangaaram soodaga vendum Yen paadai
kandu dhisai ellam bayanthoda vendum...
SADAM 2 BUSH : Ninaipathelam nadanthu vittaal dheivam
eathummillai....
BUSH 2 SADAM n MAHATHIR : Kadavul paathi mirugam paathi kalanthu seytha kalavai
naan..
MAHATHIR 2 BUSH : Chinna payale chinna payale sedhi kelladaa..
Naan solla pogum vaarthaiya
nalla enni paarudaa .......
Aalum valarranum aarivum
vaalaranum athu thaan daa valarchi...
SADAM 2 BUSH : Vendum vendum nenjil vendum theeyai
theendum dhill dhill...
MAHATHIR 2 SADAM : Oh nanbane nanbane nanbane ...nee endrumey
vettriyin nanbane....
SADAM : Enge nimmathi enge nimmathi , ange
ennakor idam vendum.......
BUSH 2 SADAM : Mayakkemma thayakema manathiley
kullappamaa...vaazhkaiyil nadekkuma...
MAHATHIR 2 SADAM : Sadam meh sadam meh dont worry Sadam meh
kaalam naam thozhlan sadam meh...
BUSH 2 SADAM & MAHATHIR : "Koduva Meese Aruva Parve, Bush Maganthan kaiye
vecha dhool!...
MAHATHIR 2 BUSH : Pogathey pogathey en kanava, polathe
soppanam nanum kanden....
TONY BLAIR TO BUSH : Madurai veeran thane, avane usupi vitten vene,
ini whistle-eh parakum
thaane,
en Bush-aandi ni madurai
veeran thaaaaaneeeh...
KOFI ANNAN TO ALL : Putham puthu boomi vendum, nitham ore vanam
vendum...
Mani : Is this my train?
Sara : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Mani : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to
Kuala Lumpur
Sara : No Mani, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
Mani : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ?
Sara : AANKING (!)
Mani : what's this fly (e) doing in my ice-cream?
Sara : Looks like it's learning to ski.
The telephone buzzed and Mani called Sara to answer it...
Mani : Sara, who's calling?
Sara : The holes are too small Mani , I can't see.
Mani : Why u put a pillayar suzhi before start writing?
Sara : To check if the pen writes or not!
Mani : Why is Armstrong powerful than us ?
Sara : Ennaa, Nammallaam Onnukkum-Irandukkum Ahaan pOvOm ... Aana, Armstrong
MoonukkE pOirukkaan !!
Sara : Oru 'G', Naalu 'T' vachchu, oru English word sollu
Mani : (After thinking for a while!) Therila...neengalae sollunga!
Sara : Originality. (Oru 'g' naalu 't')
Mani : Sara unnakke entha vasana pudikkum ?
Sara : Pakkathaathu Srinivasanathan pudikkum
Sara :"Anteh Ponnuku enna vaiasu aavarudhu " ?
Mani :"Aadi vandha... 16 mudiyum "
Sara :"Appo Aaadama vandha ???? "
Mani and Sara finish their History exam and walk out of the exam hall..
Mani : Vaa Tea saapadalaam ..
Sara : Ippo Dhaane COPY (he means Coffee)adicche ..atukkulla Tea .
Mani : KLCC tower Japanilla iruntha adhukku enna peyar vaipanga??
Sara : "Nikkumo Nikkadho"
Sara : Before 2099 years, there were only 24 letters in English
Alphabets..Guess Why?
Mani : therile (Don't know)
Sara : Because 'U' and 'I' weren't there
Mani : Enpa ippadi cigarette pudikkara
Sara : Ippadi than pudikanum, thiruppi pudicha naaku suttudum.
Mani : cigarette pudicha cancer varum
Sara : Illaye,nan pudikkum bothu Pogai than vandhudhu
Mani : yen cigarette pidikkure
Sara : pidikklaiyanna keela vilundudum
Mani : I hate Cigarette
Sara : Me too, that is why I am burning it out
"Meen (fish) kariele mull irunda enna pannanum?"
"slipper pottukkittu saappidanum!"
Pillaiyaarukku Computer-na romba pidikkum. Yen ?
Mouse irukke.
Bus-sai (bas) pinnala thallina enna aagum ?
Pin valaingu pogum.
Lord Muruga yen eppodum kaiyil vel pidithukondu irukkirar ?
Vittuvittal vizhundhuvidum.
Puthu slipper ean kadikkuthu?
"Puthu slipper, ithukku munnaadi yaarum adha kaalele pottu midhichi irukka
maattaanga.
Athan kobam vandu kadikkuthu!"
English alphabets etthanai?
"25... athaan 'E' parandu poiduche!"
Kahdali naai eppadi kuraikkum ?
"Luv Luv" endru
Super man-kkum namakkum enna vidyaasam ?
Super man wear brief outside dress. We wear brief inside the dress.
Kavignarkalil migavum panakkara kavignar yaar ?
"Vaira" Muthu
Computer aanaa penna ?
Pen. Yenna Motherboard irukke
How do files communicate?
eee-mail
Kalyana veetula en vaazhai maram katturaanga ?
"mm..kattalaina athu vizhunthudume....."
TAMIL NADU IS GOING FULL FLEDGED ON COMPUTERIZATION THEIR KEY BOARD WILL BE
DIFFERENT FOR
REGULAR AREAS THEIR, SCREEN INSTRUCTION WILL ALSO BE DIFFERENT ENJOY READING IF
YOU CAN,UNDERSTAND
Open = thora naina
Close = pothiko
Print Preview = paathu printadi
View = looku vudu
Cut = vetu - kuthu
Paste = ottu
Paste Special = nalla echcha thottu ottu
File = failu
Save = vechukko
Save as = Aiye ipdi vechukko
Save All = alaathium vechukko
Find = thedu
Find Again = inoru thaba thedu
Move = jaga vaangu
Zoom = persa kaatu
Zoom Out = velilavanthu persa kaatu
New = pucchu
Old = palsu
Replace = itha thooki athle podu athe thooki ithle podu
Run = odu naina
Execute = kollu
Delete = keesidu
Tools = spanneru
Toolsbar = spanner setu
Exit = odra dei
Compress = amukipodu
Scrollbar = inge angae aladathey
Next = appaala
Previous = munaagati
Trash bin = kuppai thotti
Drag & hold = nallaa isthu pudi
Double click = rendu dhabaa
Do you want to delete selected item? = maiyalume thukirava?
Do you want to move selected item? = Maiyalume kadasidava?
Do you want to save selected item? = Maiyalume vachukkava?
Abort, Retry, Ignore = Ishtam illati uttudu
Yes,No,Cancel = ippa innaa sollikeere nee
General protection fault = Allam Gali
Access denied = Kai veche, keesiduven
Unrecoverable error = Bada bejaruma
Operation illegal = Bemali...Savu grakki...Kasmalam..
New Software "Thenali" To upgrade Win98 !
Ellam sivamayam endru solluvar anal,
Ellam project payam endru naan solla kudum,
Coding eluthinal payam,
Eluthamal erunthalum payam,
Eluthina coding i compile panninalum payam,
Compile pannamal irunthalum payam,
Compile panniyathi run panna payam,
Run pannamal irunthalum payam,
Unit test panna payam,
Test pannamal irunthalum payam,
Document Quality-ku anuppa payam,
Anuppamal irunthalum payam,
Bug fix panninal payam,
Fix panniyavargali kandal payam,
Avargaludan pesa payam,
Avargaludan poga payam,
Avargaludan vara payam,
Avargaludan velai panna payam,
Fix panniyathi modify panna payam,
Modify panniyathu work akuma endru payam,
Work agavillai endral PL & PM - ku payam,
Salary hike patry payam,
Job patri payam,
Job pogivedumo endru payam,
Job ponal appa amma payam,
Pondati Payam,
Sondakarargal payam,
Friends parka payam,
Partal tittuvargal endru payam,
Parkamal irukka payam,
Vala payam,
Sappadu kidykuma endru payam,
Ippid ellam payam mayam endru mudika kudum,
Idha paditha piragu neengal enna solveergalo endru payam,
Pal valikku mukiyaman Karanan enna theriyuma?
"Pal"lu than.
In a forest 10 people are going suddenly a loin came and killed 6 people . But
did not do anything on those 4 people. why?
Because they are lion's club memebers.
Patient : Neenga oru "Pal Doctor" a ?
Doctor : Illai Naan " Muppathirendu pallukkum Doctor".
Teacher : Kadal arippu erpattal enna pannalam?
student : Sorinju vidalam!!!.
Pullu sappitta kannu nalla theriyum yen ?
yenna yendha madavadhu kannadi potturrukka.
Oru girl veettukku late aa vara.
odane antha ponnu appa "yen lattu" appadinraru.
" amma "why are you late?
" annan "thum late kya karum(hindi )
" akka "enthukku lattuka uchchavu (telugu)
what can you infer from this.
Oru ponnu late a vanda naalu per naalu vidhama pesuvanga.
( girls dont kochchify pazhamozhi is like that what can i do)
Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna per vaippanga.?
Onion Union
Karunanidhi Loins club president ana Lions club kku nna per vapparu. ?
Singa sangam.
A newly mariied girl coming to chennai for the first time. she decided to make
Keyrai kari for her husband. and she is going to the market and asked the
kadakaramma by taking some keyrai in her hand "eppadimma Keyrai".
she said "naan nallaththan keyran. nee eppadi keyrai". ?!?!?!!!
Oru male A oru female B tea kudikuthu appa oru fly vilundhthiruchchu appa male A
female B kitta enna solliyirukkum ?
A B CD E.
( A(calling) B CD (parudee) E (Fly) )
